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This is just no good for me at my time of life, I now need a few strong drinks and a lay down in a dark room!! After logging on this afternoon the first thing I see is an ad for Ann Summers!! I can vaguely remember most of it where it went and even how to remove it but what came next has completely gone!!!! 🤣

Had my renewal update from the RAC today, was £29.50 a month now going up to £46.99. !! So a phone call when I can find the right contact number- 'How can we help you today'? Easy cancel my membership your taking the P with that sort of increase I'll go with Green Flag. 'Lets see if I can help you' .....pause.... 'How about if we can renew your membership with all the current benefits for £31.00'?...... So I said yes but it seems we are being screwed left, right and centre if we don't fight back. Alan

Hi Guys Its very quiet on the forum lately unless everyone is on a well earned Holiday or having a nice rest with trouble free motoring . Hope everyone had a good Easter and look forward to some valued Member Contributions, I have couple to add and will let you know more later on. Best Wishes to All BAZZER RN 1

Being a big dog person.... I wouldn't dream of giving my dogs food, treats or toys from China, Thailand, Vietnam and the like. The word 'China' and 'dog' conjures up images of dogs being beaten to death, throats cut, put in hot oil and cooked alive and eaten – images I would rather not have seen. In the US there are dogs that died of kidney disease after eating treats from China Perhaps the majority of people don't realize or maybe aren't concerned about the origin of the products. I’m told also of pet food manufacturers buying from China and adverting they are from the UK. Some get away with it by saying – they are packed in the UK, they just mis…

My Dear friend, Or may I call you BAZZER RN you don’t know me but a mutual friend passed your name to me, you may however have heard of my tours going from place to place speaking of the peril of drinking and fornicating with loose women. On my tours I have been greatly helped by David a poor wretched soul who had lived a life of drinking and loose women, he would sit on the stage, swearing, breaking wind, and exposing himself thus showing the curse of such a wicked life. Unfortunately David died a few weeks ago and I wonder if you would like to take his place? My blessings go with you The Very Reverend Father To…

A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Monday with its epicenter in Basildon . Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. Essex FM reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something int…

Adherent: A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get. Amnesty: The state’s magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish. Arena: In politics, an imaginary rat-pit in which the statesman wrestles with his record. Conservative: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from a Labour who wishes to replace them with others. Elector: One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man’s choice. Executive: An officer of the Government, whose duty it is to enforce the wishes of the legislative powe…

Time to reminisce… Toys and Games Many of the classic toys and games that children are still playing with today were first created in the 1960s, and we found plenty of ways to fill our time without all the gadgets that are around now. Etch a Sketch The Etch a Sketch was one of the most wanted toys for Christmas 1960 and many of us spent hours trying to create masterpieces with those two fiddly dials. Lego Lego in the 60s required a lot more imagination than it does today. We didn't get detailed instructions and film characters. We just got coloured blocks that could be anything we wanted them to be. Mecca…

Just heard it on the Grape Vine that they are sneakily going to increase Car Tax in April , another Cash Cow for this Tory Government soon it will be too expensive to own your own car or is that the game they are playing. ???? BAZZER RN1

What a start to a New Year we don't learn anything do we, Wars going on everywhere, funny (not) how we can police the Red Sea but not the English Channel, can afford to give billions away when there's plenty to sort out at home. “Genuine tragedies in the world are not conflicts between right and wrong. They are conflicts between two rights” ― Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel The Post Office scandal, Tata steel scandal, Politicians who couldn't lay straight in bed can talk and talk but can't do.... and on it goes, “What experience and history teaches us is that people and governments have n…

I would like to wish all of our Members a Trouble Free, Safe Driving and a Very Happy New Year Best Wishes to all BAZZER RN 1🥂 🚗👍

Not a Christmas song but will put a smile on your face